TAILOR ROBBED

COP: How much did he make off with?

OLD TAILOR: The entire register! And everything in the safe.

COP: I see a yellow measuring tape along the door frame in case of robbery.

OLD TAILOR: To measure customers. 

COP: I know you only caught a glimpse as he exited your shop, but can you describe...

OLD TAILOR: ...Seventy-one and three eights inches tall. I'd say...thirty-four inch waist. Jacket should be forty-two long but he was wearing a blue cotton jacket that was at least a forty-four regular. Sleeves were hanging over his knuckles. Bad tailoring. Slacks had a thirty-two inch inseam, neck, sixteen and a half inches. Brow, seven and three eighths most likely.  Shoes size a twelve wide, probably. Torso...

MJW