SUBURBAN MAN GIVES 1/2 ACRE OF LAND BACK TO AMERICAN INDIANS

American Burt Smink heard the song "Beds Are Burning" by Australian band Midnight Oil and passionately agreed, "The time has come to say fair's fair, to pay the rent to pay our share. The time has come, a fact's a fact, it belongs to them let's give it back. (Even though they meant Aborigines)."

Entire tribe relocates to freshly mowed lawn and parties like its 1399.

Neighbors pissed.

MJW